I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
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do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
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you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
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one time i went swimming 5 minutes after eating, in case you were looking for a bad boy
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the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
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when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is
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i am typing with russian accent
how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent
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